I use to be really weird about Christmas and Holidays! And I think it’s for good reason. It’s sort of like a Jehovah’s Witness thing combined with my own psychotic philosophy on life. (I don’t expect you to understand).
For sake of ease and non-confrontation I’ve adjusted my stance and beliefs a bit to conform with the normal world.
Now, I just celebrate anything! If you want to celebrate something, I’m down. No real reason is needed, let’s just be festive. So now, I celebrate Christmas with glee, and don’t worry about most of the negative rants I use to burden myself with.
So, let’s be merry and full of Cheer and Beer!
However, why limit it to just Christmas and the New Years?
See the video below as I elaborate…
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wldrRSIFJgU[/youtube]
its not a random day june 2 is some ones birthday
I’m fairly confident that there has never a creature born on June 2nd. I think it’s even some type of law. Yep, just looked it up. Law 25382-32.2 = “No Being Shall Be Born On The 2nd Day Of June”.
Happy Holidays…or should I say Happy Living!
Happy Living sounds pretty “all right” by me!
I dig it! I used to do the Bah-Humbug thing… but now, when someone says “Merry Christmas!” I’m going to say “My dog just died!” “Oh my god, that’s awful, I’m so sorry!” “Gotcha! Merry December Fool’s day!” instead of my traditional “Bah.. I’m Jewish, so.. Happy Hannukah.” Let’s just celebrate. (and my dog already died in March, so I’m not worried about jinxing him. He is already missed).
Spot on man, Bill’s 5th day of coming back from Blockbuster is key! That is truly an incredible philosophy as I believe a Just Because gift trumps an XXX day gift….
Ranting piss head !!!
I though you had cleaned your mucoid plaque out and gone sober.
Jeeze and he doesnt even dig xmas – Right beat em up !!!
Down with moofart.
Heh heh.