“He Doesn’t Live Here. Never has, never will.”
I’m not sure how many times I have to tell these idiots that their guy doesn’t live at my number. I’ve requested to be off the list about 15 times. They won’t stop calling though.
So, I figured I ought to have some fun. Check it out…
(I’m curious, how much “Telephone Spam” do you get?)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKXIiDRzyWI[/youtube]
Jason, Thanks for the great video and belly laugh!! Going to use the techniques tomorrow when they call 😉
Got me rolling and cryin…
Your video is so damn funny!
Gotta have some fun sometimes…
Bset Wishes,
Sam England
http://www.whoissamengland.com
Made my night Jason. 🙂
HAHAHAHA… Dude, I took one guy to the bathroom
with me when he kept trying to pitch me! You are
the man at prank calls tho…
Hilarious… I’m so doing this next time one of these jackasses call. I’ll just start telling them about how I’m on tour with New Kids on the Block so I don’t have much time to talk…make them think I’m a complete nutjob. Nice!
Hahahah- Glad I quit telemarketing after a week (when I was in high school). I’m sure with your loyal followers, you’ve now spawned a nationwide movement of torturing telemarketers! If there’s not one out there, you should start a community site… user-content… you’d give people a reason to look forward to collection calls.
Good stuff. I tell telemarketers that I do not speak English and keep and talking and asking questions(in perfect English). Whenever they ask for the person or try to get serious . . . “I apologize, but unfortunately I do not speak English. If you have translations services please connect us now”. . . wait for the pause then continue asking questions.
Reruns over & over again of My Little Pony are awesome LOL
Good attitude man.
I like to ask…
– are they are ringing about the funeral.
– what´s your home number I´ll ring you tonight to annoy you
– speak in a made up foreign language
Have Fun
Very funny, Jason.
I actually hand the phone over to my 2-year old son. He sure makes there day.
Once I tried to convince the telemarketer to quit his job and go into internet marketing.
Another time, I gave a charity fund raiser a coaching lesson on how to conduct his calls — since it was a good cause and a felt sorry for the guy.
My Little Pony. Wow. I haven’t heard that title in like three decades.
Chee-zay!
That’s great.
haha man that was good…
if you want to fall out of your chair laughing
check this out:
http://www.amazon.com/Terrorizing-Telemarketers-3-Jim-Florentine/dp/B00006JK1Z
Jim Florentine is teh r0x when it comes to joking on telemarketers/etc…
Funny dude, I could listen to that stuff all day.. bill collectors are idiots sometimes. I use to deal with them for years before I turned my life around. Good stuff!
Totally cheezey. Whoever used to own my 2nd line must have been the king of deadbeats. His bill collectors (several diff. companies) called me for the first few years I had it. It never occurred to me to have a little fun with them. Too bad, because none of them call that line anymore. Tooooo funny, Jason!
You have me wishing these idiots would start calling again! When I would told one of them (in my own undisguised female voice), that I’m not Jose Whoever, the dude called me a liar. You’d think they’d just move on to the next call but, no, they instead they try to convince you that you’re someone else. I don’t get it!
On for the good guys!
Man that was funny… that dude they keep calling about is destroyed after you got done with them.
Collectors must be stupid and their investigation skills really suck. Priceless
Thanks for the laugh JMO
Mike Hill
My Little Pony. Nice. 🙂
Nez
My Little Pony. Nice. 🙂
Actually had one group send a debt collector to come and take things from my house to account for the debt of the previous owner. The police weren’t impressed (with them) that they had to come and confirm my identity. They tore the guy a new one.
Nez
Love it! I’ve had the freakin’ Sheriff’s Deputies here looking for the former tenant. They don’t take well to jokes like this, though 🙁
Dude, you’re stoned in every video. haha
THAT is funny, you know you have teletubbies running
in the background..
🙂