Attention NBA owners, coaches, and talent scouts
I have officially declared myself eligible for the NBA draft on Tuesday. Sure I know many of you are thinking “What can this 5’7″ white kid who weighs 150 lbs actually acomplish in the NBA”?
Well, as you can see I have the tattoos. That counts for something right? Also, I can talk trash with the best of them. I’ll go against Gary Payton or Sam Cassell any day in a war of words.
Just don’t count on me to shoot the ball, I suck. However I can make a better free throw percentage than Shaq or Ben Wallace.
My ability to psyche out my opponents is off the charts. One glance at my raging biceps and Allen Iverson will be shaking in his Reebok Crossovers. Sadly I don’t think I will be picked up by the Portland Trailblazers (oops I mean Jailblazers) as I only have a tresspass conviction on my record. I’m sure I’d have to assualt somebody or get nailed with a pound of dope, or possibly rape my nanny before they would consider me.
In fact I came across this Funny Site, or not so funny site today. Check it out. I surely hope I don’t end up on this page NBA CRIMINALS
LMAO!! :p
Haha. If nothing else, you’ve got the ‘tude for it. 😉
Jason — Love the photo, you’re hilarious. So which team did you sign with? 😉
Hey Jason,
Nice ink! Thanks for stopping by my blog and
for the big ups on the domain name.
All the best,
Mark Brown
The Marketing Professional
Glad I could make ya laugh there Sandra….
Thanks for the compliments there Mark. Hey how often you see Bears up in your neck of the woods?