Hello friends,

I know many of you are patiently waiting for some updates about the Orlando festivities that took place this week. So here you are…

First off, none of this would have been possible if it wasn’t for the Master Ring Leaders “EZ” Ed Dale and Frank “Superbad” Kern.

Frank and Ed really outdid themselves once again. If they keep raising the bar on the internet conferences things are really going to get out of hand, and damn expensive. Frank rented out the Universal Studios Park for us, and it was a blast. We rode the Spiderman ride time after time, and this time we even had “The Hulk” ride. Ed was teasing me cuz I was a bit apprehensive of going on the ride. However I caved to peer pressure and did the ride anyways. I was a bit concerned with a 6 pack of Heineken in my belly I may spew the fellow passengers. All went well though.

During Frank’s Serializer Conference, Jeff Walker presented Frank and Ed with the 2005 Product Launch Mastery Award. The prize was a precious “Pink Macrame Title Belt”. Ed and Frank sported it with pride.

I was told Frank also received some pink g-string panties for the award, and wearing them during his conference allowed him the pleasure of flossing his buttocks. Don’t forget to floss kids.

Above you see a group of us in John Reese’s Home Theater that is currently being built. This room is absolutely incredible. I can’t even imagine how cool it would be to lay the Smack Down on John on the XBOX 360. From left to right you see… Dean Jackson, Dave Miz, Jeff Johnson, Jason Potash, Laura (arg, I hope I remembered your name right) Chris Zavadowski, Jeryl Sault, James Scott, Jeff Mulligan, Jason Moffatt, Ed Dale, David (Mike Long’s Right Hand Man), and Jeff Walker. Quite a roster hey? And that was just about half of the all stars who were in attendance at John’s party.

Next up is John Reese’s “WAR ROOM”. John is a absolute genius. The entire room is covered with white board, and markers. A table is centered in the middle of the room, and the only other thing you will find in this room is some markers and a video camera. John does not allow computers into the war room. He told me that this is where the money is made. The masterminding sessions that take place in the WAR ROOM is the foundation of his biggest days. The idea is hands down a winner in my book. Now I just need about 4 grand to cover all my walls with white board.

Above you’ll see a group of us that threw down our autographs on the War Room board.

Next up, it’s the Victory Or Death Tour.

Frank Kern has a motto when he enters into a niche. It is “Victory or Death”. This has somewhat become a Ultra Underachiever Mantra for some of us. Anyways, Troy “Mixmaster” McDonald had his airbrush pal create some killer Victory or Death T-shirts for Ed, Frank, himself and I. These babies were smoking and included pics of Monkey Butt Aikido soldiers grinding up sausage, Ultra Ninja’s, Puppeteers, and Ed fishing away at Hervey Bay and winning the crown. Thanks for the shirts Troy, they really are swell.

Here’s the back-end…

I also met a really great friend BKV in Orlando. Who is BKV? I’m talking about Brian Keith Voiles. It was very cool to meet up with BKV. The more I learn about Brian, the more I genuinely adore this guy. Crossing paths with this man has been a very special gift.

Okay next up is the grand master of traffic. Mr. John Reese. What impressed me about John the most had little to do with marketing. Don’t get me wrong, I am in awe of marketing ability, but it was his generosity, and his honest desire to be really helpful to people that struck a chord within me. I could probably blog about this dude for days, but I’ll just sum it up by saying that I really appreciate being John’s friend and am very grateful, honored, and overjoyed that he personally invited me into his home to meet his friends and family. By the way, his fiancee is a doll. Nice catch John. It was nice to see you so happy and I hope your wedding day is a blast.

The fun just doesn’t stop. It was also a pleasure to hook up with the Nitro Marketing Team Kevin Wilke and Matt Gill.

Of course I can’t forget the big pimpen with the author of “The Game” and Seduction Guru Neil Strauss. Aside from the arena of picking up women, I really enjoy Neil as a normal dude. I’m glad to be his friend away from the PUA community and to get to know him as a writer and a free spirit who consistently puts himself in some of the most challenging positions known to man. He’s got a lot of courage and I really respect the leaps forward that he is able to make.

Here’s another pic of a few of us having a good time in the good old Velvet Bar. Gotta give mad shout outs to my favorite cocktail waitress Caroline. Talk about a sweetie pie. Damn, can’t believe I missed getting a photo of her. Anyways, here is Chris Zavadowski, the Kernmeister Double Fisted with Brewski’s, the evil viking programmer from Denmark Christian, Jeff Johnson and myself.

Another dude I was stoked to spend some time with was the Mad So Cal Gansta Dr. Mike Woo Ming. Check out the patented Woo-Ming Gangsta Sign. Don’t you dare mess with the West-Side Woo-Ming Clan. Mike is a great guy and I can’t wait to move down to San Diego to share some master minding sessions with him and Superbad Kern.

Oops, I’m flashing the Ming-Woo. I got gang sign dyslexia.

As you can see the roster of folks at these events was huge. Sadly I can’t blog for 20 hours so I’m gonna have to wrap this up. Sorry if I missed lot’s of you folks. I’ll probably put together a Camtasia presentation of the weekend soon and include all my photos into the video. So let’s wrap it up with a few more quick photo’s.

I had the luxury of hanging with Jason Potash throughout the weekend as well. Jason was a great guy and I’m really stoked on the masterminding note-taking that him, Woo-Ming and myself came up with during the seminar. See below.

Now I’m going to reveal some amazing Masterminding that took place between myself, Dr. Mike Woo-Ming, and Jason Potash. You have to agree to not show anybody these amazing notes. This stuff is top-level marketing secrets that should not be let out of the bag. When you get great minds together in such a place, this is the type of million dollar note jotting that takes place….

Just have a look…

Okay kiddies, that’s it for now. Now remember, don’t share our masterminding notes with too many people. We don’t want everyone to know how effective this stuff really is.

This week has been a blast and a week that I will remember for ever. Thank you to everyone involved. It truly has been a blessing meeting and chatting with you all. Til next time.

Peace.