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The Worst White Rapper Contest For Easy Video Sales

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The Worst White Rapper Contest For Easy Video Sales

By Jason Moffatt

July 16, 2008

cracker emcees, hip hop, hiphop, rap freestyle, white kids rapping, worst white rappers

Let’s have a bit of fun today!

Right now I’m gonna give away a free copy of my Easy Video Sales program. It sells online for $397, but if you take part in todays challenge, you may get it for free.

All you have to do is post a link to the “WORST WHITE RAPPER” you could ever find. Now I know this is an extremely difficult task, and it’s tough to find bad white rappers. However, I think a few of you can find one or two.

And trust me, this is entertainment at it’s finest. You’ll see.

So all you have to do is post a link to a horrible white rapper, and I’ll pick the best submission in the next couple days.

Okay let’s do this. I’ll start it off with this dude (although I know you can find worse)…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUV9W7uRfBw[/youtube]

Leave your link below in the comments section to enter “The Worst White Rapper Contest Ever“.

Chow,

J-Mo

PS: O man, Steve Iser is in the lead. You’re gonna have to dig deep to beat this one folks. Introducing… “Average Homeboy”…

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY[/youtube]

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Jason Moffatt

Jason Moffatt is a former private detective turned internet marketer who uses his skills of keen observation and deductive reasoning to pinpoint the easiest paths to success online. He’s passionate about helping entrepreneurs in the health & wellness field along with those in the personal development space. Jason believes we’re all a work in progress and that each day presents an opportunity to be a little be better than the last.

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  1. Vegas Vince is gonna hijack this thread and change the questions and the answers…cuz findin’ white boys who can’t rap is like findin’ ho’s on the Sunset Strip….it aint hard.

    How ’bout this old white motherfucker who CAN rap a bit?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=xjU_lylUJeQ

    When I see this shit…I can almost cut the funk with a knife…

    Word 2 Ur Mother!

    Peace, Vegas Vince

    Legend.

  2. Screw this bullshit!

    I see some white boy above gets credit for posting the same white boy RAP YOU TUBE VIDEO I posted before him.

    But my shit gets posted after his…like I’m at the back of some bus!

    I’m keepin’ it real…I posted before the white boy did…and aint that just always the way it works. The white boy gets credit…i get made a fool of.

    I posted the old cracker’s video FIRST! Vegas Vince posted this shit FIRST….!!!!!!!!!

    A brother can’t ever get a break on a white mans blog.

    What’s up with that, Jamo????

    Vegas Vince

  3. Ok I got easy video sales too and I never thought I’d come across a worse rapper than vanilla ice but its happened in spectacular style. Stop the competition, Iser has got to win this! I’ve just been sick, twice.

  4. LMAO

    I love how much passion the “backup” has in the first vid lol.

    Just standing in the desert w fake guitars…

    That is high comedy… (and his raps suck!)

  5. If you’re looking for the “best” bad white rapper I think Kate found it with Bo Burnham. That kid is pretty genius with his bad rapping.

    It’s not the kind of stuff I’d crank up in the car, but the kid is lyrically gifted.

    The cool thing is that he doesn’t take himself serious.

    I guess it all depends on if you’re looking for the worst of the worst or the best of the bad.

    Either way, you know how to get participation and have fun Jason.

    Peace out, homey.

  6. Hi J-Mo —

    You need more WOMEN up in heah!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEH9IBx2Zs

    I think I’ll just paste from their about box:

    Killa the Assassin, Trigga Finga and Cracka-tastic make up the controversial all-female, all-white Gangsta Rap group Without Pimps (WOP). Even in the poshest of Manhattan neighborhoods, the trio manages to lead thuggishly hardcore lives. They present the music video for their new track “My Otha Ride (Is Your Man),” the follow-up to their hit single “That’s Right, Bitch, I’m Fucking Your Man.”

    -Erica

  7. PS: Those are the guys who went on to work at SNL and wrote “Lazy Sunday” which, I believe, was the most widely downloaded video in history or something.

  8. I don’t have an entry but I just wanted to say:

    THANK YOU PHIL MASON! You’ve made my dream come true. I always wanted to see someone sing that on American Idol….that is as close as it gets. Nice!

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