Okay, now that recording producers and agents are scouring this blog in droves, I think it’s time to announce our winner of the “Worst White Rapper” contest.
There was lot’s of great talent to choose from, and I have to admit it was tough picking a winner. But after consulting the judges, crunching the numbers, and almost pissing my pants laughing we’ve come up with a definitive champion who will be crowned “The Worst White Rapper”.
But before we crown the winner I’d like to thank all the participants who linked to some really funny vids. I had no idea so many white kids were suffering from “Crackeritis”. I sure hope they get some professional help.
Now some of the entries are just plain horrible. And that’s to be expected. I don’t put my hopes too high that some suburban 13 year old from Omaha is going to wreck the mic. So I give some of the whities some slack. They don’t know any better and are just mimicking what they see on BET or Yo MTV Raps.
Because let’s face it, we all know life is all about Rims, Crunk Juice, and Big Booty Hoes shaken some Gluteus Maximus on the boob tube right?
So, without further ado I introduce the winner of the worst white rapper challenge as….
CHUGGO (Submitted by Trevor Somerville)
WARNING: VERY EXPLICIT LYRICS! VERY VERY BAD EXPLICIT LYRICS. ( Don’t say I didn’t warn you)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY[/youtube]
Chuggo,
You’ve outdone yourself bro. Any chance you can tell us where to get one of those evil Devil Staffs? I’d love to walk around with one of those things.
Ok, that video was horrible. I’m still not sold that this dude considers himself serious or not though… If so, then yes, he’s one of the worst rappers (or entertainers for that matter) ever!
Hey you like to play disc-golf at all?
Hey Dave,
I dig disc golf, but don’t get a chance to play it much. I do know they have a pretty good course over at Balboa Park though.
Considering I grew up around a bunch of hippies, I’ve definitely been exposed to throwing the disc around!
Cheers,
Jason
I’m speechless.
This is really, really bad!
Is this a parody or is he for real?
Hey Jason…
Jt.. the chick that drank the beers with on stage..
Just wanted to have you add me to your twitter… you can find it under Just Right Dog Train
Good seeing you last night!
Jt
Yo J-moe,
Booyea I thought this one might do the trick and I must say Iv’e found myself wanting one of those sweet canes 😉
– Trevor
Yeah man, that one was a pretty good submission, I knew I didn’t have a chance against some of the other guys….they came out with some gems lol
Cool post,
thanks 🙂
http://www.nicholasfinnegan.com/
His dictionary page proves any doubts..
http://www.rapdict.org/Chuggo
“He was later jailed for an absolute lack of talent and being a complete failure at life in general. Chuggo only spent 6 months in jail after being TRAFFIC SECRETS destroyed for consistently yelling out “AAAARRRRGH C’mon, TRAFFIC SECRETS a GUY”, which attracted inmates attention somewhat. “
Sorry about the thai restaurant thing. that sucks. made it home @ 3 am that night those drunks boys… good thing the sugar momma was there to drive their asses home….
Here’s my twitter address:
http://www.twitter.com/gotrainyourdog
see you there!
Jt
I like this lyric:
“see that kid stealing…that’s a thief”
I’m thinking “thanks mr. orator of the obvious!”
–Corey
I can’t stop watching. This is so hilari-AHHHH!! COME ON F*** A GUY!
Those who did stay for the march, however, were joined by Chuggo himself. Chuggo, wearing a suit and a tie but carrying the golden skull staff by which his fans have come to know him, was reflective on the day’s proceedings. “The fact is,†Chuggo said, “You pay your taxes, and what do you get? Nothing but an empty wallet.†The 5-foot-1, 37 year old self-described “populist rapper†became somewhat choked up with emotion as he continued.
“You see, the people are it. That’s how I feel.â€, Chuggo said, Chuggo shook his head in disgust as he boarded the Buffalo Metro Rail to take him back to his hotel, and then on to his next cause celebre. “Why is this country forcing its own people to pay taxes only to see that money go to projects that don’t do anything for the common man?â€
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hahah! put any REAL emcee — even a white emcee against this guy and he’ll go find a day job– put eminem, asher roth, or krs-one’s apprentice greenie on him
chuggo is the best …fuck all you haterz ….he does kinds look like that walking stick he has tho