August 19

Just Released, “The Internet Marketers Song’

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Just Released, “The Internet Marketers Song’

By Jason Moffatt

August 19, 2005


Well, I had such a good time learning how to use this Sonar 3 software when I put together the “Underachiever Song” last month that I had to test it out on another tune. I figured I’d throw in a few shouts to the homies…….Okay, next song will be a country tune….

Click here to listen to the New Internet Marketers Song….

I’ve included the lyrics for ya’ll too, and hey I think this gave me a great idea. I’m gonna become the “Rapping Affiliate”….I was thinking of making a little jingle for every product I promote as a affiliate…..Boy that’s gonna be a lot of songs.

We embark on a journey underachieving and learning
a new method to make connections, I hope ya’ll is earning
a buck or two, it be the marketing crew,
step inside my office we got that jobby to do
Let me thank Ed Dale, Heart like a Whale
Underachieving his Mastery is a what I can tell
And then there’s Lynn Terry, Self Starten the merry
Offering Weekly tips So sweet like a Berry
Can’t forget Mr. Reese cuz We all want a piece
of them traffic secrets so the customers don’t cease
to flock to the forum I’m diggen Michel Fortin
the copy doctor with advice so important.
And Harvey Segal, The Clickbank Mall
thanks for your help man I’m having a ball.
It be the time of my life, Never had it better
then I found out about them Gary Halbert Letters
REad em for days, Left me in a daze
now I understand about this marketing craze.

It be the Internet Marketing Song, Come along,
Everybody chips in, it’s a place we all belong

My first day of marketing I watched a JV video
Thanks Jason Cox, I made a pretty penny yo
Humble with my earnings, I kept up the learning
peeped Joe Vitale and Mr. Fire was burnin
Never would I quit, after the web bug bit
Then Frank Kern taught me some crazy shhhhhh
No need to curse in this marketing verse
Do you understand the vibe that will stack your purse?
It’s kill em with the kindness, Like that internet sweetie
Dj Al-Ice, Ms. Seba for sheezy
I’m having a ball on that conference call
Yanik Sivler’s tongue orates them goodies yall
And don’t miss the famous Mr. Mike Merz
erasen them frustrations with the newbie curves.
Writing them verbs, John Carlton curbs
crappy click thru’s cuz the words are superb

It’s that Internet Marketing Song, Come along,
Everybody makes a sale, ring the bell, bang the gong

It be the Internet Marketing Song, Come along,
Everybody chips in, it’s a place we all belong

So I created the ploy to learn from Envoy
Site Buildin it was a heck of a joy
but I was missing something, I needed the remedy
came across this genius who’s name is Dan Kennedy
Direct marketing, is his thing
hold your breath and watch your income swing
to the top of scene, how to corp with Michael Green
now I understand how to fulfill my dreams
Turning ideas into dollars, Yo Andre hear me hollar
Made me a commision on some doggie flea collars
Stumblen around, bumpen into money
Key to my succes has been strictly rock the funny

It’s that Internet Marketing Song, Come along,
Everybody makes a sale, ring the bell, bang the gong

It’s the Internet Marketing Song, Come along,
selling from Portland Oregon all the way to Hong Kong

It be the Internet Marketing Song, Come along,
Everybody chips in, it’s a place we all belong

About the author

Jason Moffatt

Jason Moffatt is a former private detective turned internet marketer who uses his skills of keen observation and deductive reasoning to pinpoint the easiest paths to success online. He’s passionate about helping entrepreneurs in the health & wellness field along with those in the personal development space. Jason believes we’re all a work in progress and that each day presents an opportunity to be a little be better than the last.

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