Ola Amigo’s,

You are the very first group of people to have a glimpse into some of the secret cast members starring in the newest, hottest, and downright stupidest show ever seen. It’s inappropriately called “White Trash, Mexican Puppet Theater”. The All Star Roster is compiled together with some of the finest $2.50 Mexican Dolls you’ll ever see, and hosted by me, in costume of course.

The cast is as follows, from left to right.

Bendejo Bill
Paco Taco
CuntzWayLow
Dr. Pharmacy Phil
Carlos The Clown

I’ve got some other secret characters that I’m holding back. You’ll have to tune into the World Premeire Coming Soon to see just what else is in store.

PS. If you can’t stand insensitive humor, change the channel. This show will be rated “G”, meaning “Go home if you don’t like it”……