Well, my trusty old Jack LaLanne juicer kicked the bucket the other day. RIP ...
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So I’m supposed to fly out to Chicago tomorrow to celebrate my birthday in Wrigley ...
So I hired a new personal assistant this week. Her name is Barbra. I’ll ...
I want to introduce you to a very special lady. Her name is Katie. ...
1. Patience – I’ve always been a very impatient person. Instantaneous gratification = GIMME ...
Remember when you were a kid and said to yourself…. “If only I could ...
I heard about this burglar who was breaking into a house one night. As ...
I’ve been fooling around with Pinterest in the last few days and I can ...
If you’ve never been to a Kyle Cease event, I encourage you to get ...
Who Else Is Ready For 2 Months Of Disgusting Shit Talking, Fear Mongering And ...