So here is my stand up comedy debut at The Comedy Store in Hollywood California. I had a blast working with so many talented people this week. It truly was an amazing time and I feel super lucky to have met so many exceptional and fun people during the week.

I want to thank all the bootcampers that I spent the week with and especially Kyle Cease and Louie Anderson for being such amazing teachers and friends. They are truly great dudes. Also Kyle’s brother Kevin was pivotal in helping me out. And I can’t forget how valuable it was to be able to work on my set with Bret Ernst and Ruben Paul. Your feedback was incredibly worthy and helped out a ton. Thanks so much.

Hope you enjoy.

(WARNING: If you are offended by adult humor, drug jokes or sexual references please don’t view). However, if you did enjoy please feel free to share with others.

Cheers,

Jason

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If you are in the Los Angeles area, I want to give you a heads up on a amazing comedy show in your area tomorrow night (August 11th), and all for a great cause.

You see, Big Joe Kenny has been diagnosed with metastic squamous cell skin cancer, “in transit”. You think it’s hard to say, try living

Big Joe Kenny & Kevin Nealon

I had the pleasure of being able to meet Kevin this week, and I can’t say enough nice things about the guy. He was so giving with his time and knowledge of the comedy world. Plus, he’s super funny. I’ve always loved his sense of humor.

If you are in the neighborhood, please be a rock star and take a moment to actually schedule some good times and laughs into your life by attending.

The tickets are only $25 and the show starts at 8:00 PM.

The show is located at the Comedy And Magic Club at… 1018 Hermosa Avenue, Hermosa Beach, CA? – (310) 372-1193?

You can purchase tickets at this website, and learn more about Big Joe Kenny and the comedians trying to help out… http://www.friendsofbigjoe.com

Louie Anderson and Kevin Pollak will be rocking the mic. I don’t think I really need to say much about these guys abilities to bring the

Louie Anderson & Kevin Pollack

One thing that really resonated with me while spending the entire week at The Comedy Store was a bit that Kyle Cease put into his act. He complimented the crowd for taking time to schedule fun into their life by attending a comedy show. The crowd actually pursued laughter and fun times. When you think about that, it truly is remarkable.

People who laugh just live better lives. So I’m encouraging you to come down and laugh and help out a guy in need.

Thanks

Jason

PS: If you live outside the area, but would like to help spread the word just give out this website… http://www.friendofbigjoe.com

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I really want to thank Couch Surfing Ori for snapping these and a few other pics, and to Magic Ryan, Big Gay Matt, Rob & Kathi and Espree & Steven for coming out to The Comedy Store last night to see my set. It meant a lot to me that you’d drive all that way to see a 5 minute gig buried in with 27 other comics. Thanks so much, you guys rock!

I’ll post the video of the performance once it is edited.

Rocking the mic at The Comedy Store in Hollywood

Kyle Cease gifting me some TP for my explosive diarrhea

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Day 2 of Stand Up Bootcamp was nuts. The morning started out with Harland Williams showing up. You probably know Harland from such movies as Dumb and Dumber, Something About Mary and Half Baked.

It was evident right away that Harland is a comedic genius. His ability to improvise and adapt to funny things around him are absolutely incredible. In fact, he tends to just wing most of his material instead of writing a structured set when performing stand up. It was very interesting to dig into the mind of Harland and see how he works. What he does is very raw and organic.

Of course what he does is just absurd too. His jokes are absolutely ridiculous at times and I think that is part of why we loved him so much. He was just being himself and not trying to do anything more. I think I resonated more with Harland than anybody so far because I’m such a free spirit as well. Plus we both tend to act like 8 year old kids more often then adults. I could tell Kyle was really inspired by Harland as well and was very appreciative to have him stop by and chat with us.

One memorable thing Harland said while there was… “Don’t bring the show to the people, bring the people to your show”. What he meant by that was you have to truly own what you are doing and believe in your bit. You run the mic, the stage and the crowd. Well, hopefully you run the crowd, if you bring the people to your show. Or who knows, maybe he meant something totally different and I just put those words into his mouth.

Next up was Allan Havey. Allan is a grizzled vet in the world of stand up, rocking the mic for about 30 years. One key thing that he said that made a lot of sense to me was that if you are auditioning for a part, you are auditioning for everyone in the room, not just the casting directors. You never know what is going to happen in 2 to 10 years from now and it’s just possible that the receptionist, a errand boy or even a competing actor may remember your audition at some point later. People move up and down the ladder to success all the time and you never know who the next casting director may be.

I also dug the advice Allan gave about having other shit going on in your life that people can’t take away from you. It’s not healthy to get so involved in comedy or acting that it becomes the only thing in your life that fulfills you. We need more. I totally got this advice big time as I can’t imagine someone trying to take surfing away from me. I need it way too much.

Allan also recommended a few books and movies which aren’t necessarily about comedy but were very helpful in advancing his career. They were… The Road Less Traveled, The Artist’s Way, True and False, Overnight and Every Little Step.

After hearing so much advice from men, it was refreshing to have Carol Leifer take the stage. Carol is a well respected comedian and writer. Her biggest gig is probably being a writer on Seinfeld.

Carol spent some time encouraging the bootcampers to really dig into writing personal stuff about their lives as people are much more engaged. Also you can write with so much more passion and authenticity when you are digging deep within yourself.

I love the title of Carol’s book… “When You Lie About Your Age The Terrorists Win”, mostly because it’s true. So don’t lie about your age. Especially if you are 17 and trying to sleep your way up the ladder.

The day didn’t stop here though. Louie and Kyle have this bootcamp stocked with folks who’ve been at this for a long time.

Tom Wilson joined along as well and told some amazing stories about the legends that frequented the Comedy Store. He worked at the Comedy Store back in the day as a door man. He also said he worked as a “Back Door Man”. I was like… “Tom, your lobbing me softballs with that one man”.

Tom told us a crazy story about being with John Belushi the night he died. He watched John depart from the Comedy Store only to never be seen again. It was pretty intense. RIP Belushi.

Most people will recognize Tom as the guy who played Biff in Back To The Future but he’s got an extensive background in Stand Up as well. His advice was invaluable.

Along with Tom was a gentleman named Jim Hope. It was interesting to hear Jim speak because he spent more time behind the scenes as a writer. I really dug hearing his perspective and how he managed his time in the crazy world of Hollywood television. I have to admit, all his hard work almost made me tired thinking about it. The guy is definitely dedicated to his craft and has put in a ton of time.

I liked it when Jim said to not hold onto ideas and pitches that don’t work. Sometimes you just have to let things go and move on. Also, he gave some great advice about not being too eager to have the big talent scouts see you too early as you may give them a chance to judge you before you are really ready. And once someone doesn’t like you, it’s really hard to turn that around.

I have so much more that I want to say about each comic and the value that they brought to the bootcamp, but I need to get my ass out of bed and back down to the Comedy Store for the next day. Plus I still need to write an act to perform on Sunday.

Speaking of Sunday, if you want to come down to the Comedy Store and see me and a slew of other talented comedians perform let me know. I’ll get you some free tickets to the show.

Peace

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So Ori says on Facebook… “You have to Urban Dictionary search your name.”

So I did. Here are the results of Jason at UrbanDictionary.com

Seems pretty accurate to me.

Urban Dictionary Resulst For Jason

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I wasn’t going to blog or mention anything about Stand up Bootcamp until I completed the entire experience, but I’m in the mood to write so fuck it. Plus I might as well crack out the stories while they are hot since I’m on this kick to blog every single day lately.

I’m currently in Los Angeles California attending Louie Anderson and Kyle Cease‘s Standup Bootcamp. I thought this event would be a great experience and opportunity to try something new and so far my hunch is correct.

Ever since I was a young kid I’ve always been fascinated with stand up comedy. My first crush as a kid was actually on Rosie O’Donnell back when she used to host Stand Up Spotlight on VH1. She was incredibly hilarious. Lots of people talk trash about her, but screw em. That chick did some serious time on the mic, and as a young kid I dug her.

Anyways, I’ve been following Kyle Cease’s comedy and online shenanigans ever since I met him at a Tony Robbins Date With Destiny seminar a few years ago. I instantly liked the guy and could tell he was a good and genuine soul. His comedy was hilarious too.

So when I saw that he and Louie were throwing a bootcamp in LA for comics I figured it would be a great adventure and I knew I could learn a ton of valuable info from some of the best working comedians in the business. Day 1 didn’t disappoint.

The day started out with Louie and Kyle giving a bit of background about themselves and their motivation for doing Stand Up Bootcamp. It’s obvious to me that this camp was created with a deep passion and desire to help comics that want to get better. There are no promises of fame, stardom or even paying gigs. But it’s clear that these guys care immensely about the people that want to seriously take their comedy to the next level.

The only goal here is to help people leave being a bit better than when they came. Ideally everyone would get a bunch of gigs and their own Comedy Central special, but I think the crowd understands realistic expectations and they are aware this isn’t the easiest business to crack. There are thousands of funny comics in this country that couldn’t put meals on the table on a consistent basis. You have to be beyond just good and funny. There are a lot of variables that need to fall in line to really become successful in this business. A small few may get some lucky breaks, but most of the guys on top are there for a reason. They busted their ass.

To be honest, I’m not sure I’d want to go on the road and do club after club after club. I kind of like just hanging out at the beach and doing my thing with the homies. My intentions and goals for this bootcamp are probably a lot different than many of the attendees. I just want to laugh and make others do the same and help out good people where I can. Whatever happens after that, we’ll see. I’m totally open to whatever the universe has in store for me.

Louie and Kyle really spilled their guts and gave some heart felt words that were very appropriate for the intro day. Most of it was about mastering your inner game and having the confidence to do what was necessary to achieve your goals in this industry. Then they brought out the guest speakers for the day.

Up first was a very impressive man by the name of Tim Sanders. Tim is a master networker, business genius, author and dynamic keynote speaker. One of his better known books is called The Likeability Factor.

The Likeability Factor

Tim gave an inspirational speech about the importance of giving without the expectations of reciprocity. The examples he used were clear indications that if you just do right by the people you are trying to serve, eventually all your hard work will pay off in a dramatic fashion. The things he was saying were so simple, yet so smart. However, in a world of me, me, me, me, me, sometimes the simple and right things to do aren’t so clear and obvious.

One thing Tim said that resonated deeply with me was… “Stop analyzing the usefulness of people. Instead, make people useful and powerful” (I hope I remembered the quote accurately).

That saying packed some serious weight with me. I love taking the responsibility of success off other people and placing it directly onto your own shoulders. It’s much easier for growth when your willing to blame yourself instead of others when shit doesn’t work out.

It was a real joy meeting Tim and within short time I could really tell he was a quality individual.

Up next was a man named Shore Slocumb. Shore provided some incredible motivation for the group and took us through a variety of exercises that proved our bodies can often do more than what our minds think they are limited to. His name instantly rang a bell in my head and I realized that I had met his wife a few years ago at a Tony Robbins event. She is a super rad lady, so it only made sense that he was going to be a champion as well. Shore lived up to the expectations. He rocked the mic.

It was awesome to talk to Shore because he’s the kind of guy that has a ton of passion for life and helping people. Listening to his stories about how he came up from being an electronic salesman to a motivational guru was very inspiring. Shore is the kind of guy that goes way above and beyond of what is expected of him to ensure others get the change they so desperate need. He’s truly a man with a big heart and I was super glad to have the chance to meet up with him.

It just so happens that Shore and I share a bunch of the same friends, so I’m sure I’ll see him again at some point in my travels.

Last, but definitely not least Ralphie May came up and crushed the mic. He gave a raw and unedited speech about the real expectations of the comedy world. There was no holding back here at all. His stories weren’t fuzzy layered feel good stuff that was intended to make the comics all giddy. He truly spilled his guts that was insanely insightful.

Ralphie didn’t have to do a gig like this. He wasn’t being paid. It was done out of the kindness of his heart and to help a few friends out. I think we were all so lucky we had a chance to see Ralphie on day one. It was a stark contrast from the feel good rah rah stuff that Tim and Shore delivered, but he’s a comic, not a personal development guy.

And holy shit is Ralphie funny. I mean this guy is beyond hilarious. Massively inappropriate too. The insight he gave about crowd control and working the mic was so valuable. You can tell he’d poured his blood, sweat and tears into this craft and he was damn serious about it.

His talk was more like a verbal beatdown for comics and I think it was just what we needed to hear. Nothing was held back and we really got to see the real Ralphie totally exposed. It was a gem and I felt very lucky to be able in attendance.

Here’s a clip of Ralphie below. You may remember him from being the runner up on Last Comic Standing quite a few years ago. The dude totally should of won, but hey, 2nd place ain’t bad. And if you compare his career against the guy who did win, I think we’d all say that Ralphie still won. Thanks for being you Ralphie.

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If you are in Vegas you gotta check out The Amazing Jonathan. Very adult themed show, but damn funny.

Here is his website… http://www.amazingj.com/index1.htm

and you can book a show by clicking here.

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Poor Scottie fell asleep so of course we thought the right thing to do would be to paint his fingernails all pretty.

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I’ve always loved Conan. In fact, my dream job has always been to be a writer on his show. Looks like that isn’t going to happen anytime soon.

Anyhow, I just came across this really cool video of a guy doing a Conan portrait with nothing more than Cheetos. Enjoy…

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A few years ago I became friends with a lot of the PUA’s, which is a acronym for “Pick Up Artist”.

I have to admit, the majority of the guys are pretty damn cheesy in their attempt to lure unsuspecting women into their dirty sheets. However, I will give Neil Strauss (The author of “The Game) a free pass as he’s always been a good guy and generous friend to me. And I genuinely like that guy. And he has goats living in his house, so that’s pretty cool.

Anyhow, the majority of the PUA’s I’ve met are pretty shallow individuals and it’s a bit hard for me to have respect for what they do. It just seems so predatory and vindictive. Not cool. It definitely would not be cool had I a few daughters.

To be fair, I have met a handful of guys in this industry that aren’t total creeps. They are just normal dudes trying to help out other bros when it comes swooping ladies. But you have to be careful in this industry.

So anyways, a couple years ago a few pick up guys asked me… “If you had to pick up a date in the next hour and couldn’t fail, what would you do to make sure you scored a date?”

“Oh shit, that’s easy!” I replied.

Here’s what I did out on the streets of La Jolla Shores California….

I’m curious, what’s the funniest or most clever pick up line you’ve seen a dude try to bust out on a lady? Let me know your favorite line or example below in the comments section.

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