Words are very powerful. Many of us are totally addicted to heinous words that will seldom do us any good. I’m talking about words that hold us back, words that hypnotize us, and words that magnetize bullshit into your life.

I think “Resolution” may be one of those words.

Fuck the resolution!

Get with the real deal and make it a “SOLUTION”.

Peep the video below and let me know what your New Years Solution is going to be this year in the comments section below…

I use to be really weird about Christmas and Holidays! And I think it’s for good reason. It’s sort of like a Jehovah’s Witness thing combined with my own psychotic philosophy on life. (I don’t expect you to understand).

For sake of ease and non-confrontation I’ve adjusted my stance and beliefs a bit to conform with the normal world.

Now, I just celebrate anything! If you want to celebrate something, I’m down. No real reason is needed, let’s just be festive. So now, I celebrate Christmas with glee, and don’t worry about most of the negative rants I use to burden myself with.

So, let’s be merry and full of Cheer and Beer!

However, why limit it to just Christmas and the New Years?

See the video below as I elaborate…

So last night I was forced to sit through a holiday chic flick. It was one of my girlfriends favorite holiday movies so I tried to be a good boyfriend and watch it with her.

It’s also chock full of british actors. Unless it’s Monte Python I’m not usually too fond of British humor. British Rock Music I love, but the humor is not always my thing. However I always did like the originally “Who’s Line Is It Anyway” before they Americanized it.

So the movie we watched was… “Love Actually”.

It wasn’t so bad. In fact, there were a couple stories in the movie that I really liked. But there was one scene that basically wrecked the whole movie and made it so I couldn’t take it very seriously.

The scene was this geeky British guy who was all jazzed about coming to America so he could swoop a bunch of hot girls with his foreign accent in charm. That’s all nice in theory, and heck, it even works on occasion. Most people tend to like others that have different qualities.

But in this scenario, homeboy flies into Wisconsin, and then proceeds to get dropped off at the very first bar in sight. And guess what happens? 4 Freaking hot bombshell hotties swarm him and want to get all up in his jock strap! Puh——lease! In Wisconsin? I know there are some hotties in the WI, but this was a dive bar full of Los Angeles floosies. Way too cheezy. (no pun intended Wisconsin)

I wouldn’t of minded seeing the scene had I been watching a Harold and Kumar movie, but in context with the other stories in the movie it was just plain stupid. Turned a halfway decent chic flick movie into utter trash because of this one British wanker who scores all these hot chics without even exerting effort.

The movie was supposedly about “love” and a few stories really hit that premise very well. But the Euro dude scoring hotties with no effort at all basically negated me giving the movie a positive rating.

There was one story that I really enjoyed though. It was about a couple who couldn’t speak the same language as each other. One Portuguese, and the other English. They fell in love despite not being able to talk. In the end… well, I won’t ruin it for you. But the ending of that story was very ,very good.

So, I’m curious, what’s the worst Chic Flick you ever had to sit through?

And if you are a female, what is the worst Man Show you’ve ever had to deal with?

Peace

J-Mo

PS: I was thinking of starting to do a “movie review” thing. Might be kinda fun. Would definitely have to be video though.

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Come on, help a player get all bloody again. The first time I rode that electric skateboard I bloodied up my foot within the first 30 seconds!

My buddy Kyle sent me this link to a funny video where a dude hijacks Walmart’s customer service phone and starts to totally mess with the callers dialing in for assistance. Classic! Reminds me of when I was a kid and would get on the intercom of Fred Meyer’s store and announce customer specials over the phone. Ah, good times.

Anyhow, these calls are ridiculous. You’re bound to laugh a few times. Check it out…

(WARNING: Bad and Sophmoric language)

Came across some old tapes in the boxes while moving and slapped together a little video ditty for you to check out.

The year… 1994, 5 Hi-Fiving White Guys shred Skate World heavily under the influence of… fun times! Half of the crew got kicked out before even making it in the door.

Anyone remember “couple skating”? That kicked ass!

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Cheers and Beers!

So I just awoke about 2 hours ago after the first sleep in the new digs. Peering out my balcony of the master bedroom is quite a serene thing. Seeing the glassy waves at Ponto beach and only 4 surfers in the water is one damn pretty view. I really think I’m gonna dig this place.

The neighborhood is quite, the views spectacular, and the house feels very peaceful. We had looked at a few other homes in this sub division and they didn’t feel nearly as warm as this one. I’m really pumped.

So, for one last day I have the place to myself as a bachelor pad. Tomorrow, Kami moves all her stuff down from L.A. Then, it’s operation “Grown Up Secrets” and “Leave It To Beaver Land”. (She keeps me on my toes let’s say, which is a good thing)

Last night I took my assistant out to dinner at Benihana, which is just up the road. It’s a cool joint where the chef’s do all kinds of twirly maneuvers with their knives and spatula’s as they grill up your food right in front of you and a table of spectators. It was actually the first time in my life I think I willingly ordered some sushi rolls. It was so-so. The Sappora 22 ounce, now that was heaven.

The entire move only took 5 hours, and $350 from some killer dudes on Craigslist. Hiring movers is probably some of the best money ever spent. No back aches today

Then, once we arrived the cable guy showed up perfectly on time and got all my cable boxes dialed in, and most importantly… we had internet up and rolling before 4 o’clock. We were back in business in no time!

I can’t wait to get the office unpacked, set up a new desk arrangement, and get back into the swing so we can unveil the new stuff at profitmoffatt.com. We are almost there.

Anyhow, I’m still laying in bed and enjoying the breath-taking views. It’s probably time to get up and tackle my tasks for the day. I’ve been neglecting the blog the last week or so, but gonna try to make a conscious effort to heat it up! Maybe I’ll run some sort of contest. Oh yeah, and I got a twitter video to film. Maybe I’ll do that today too.

Peace

So I got the call from the receptionist at the property management company today. “You’re approved”, she said!

Yippppeeee!

I really want to thank everyone who took the time to wish me luck and put good thoughts out into the universe. It meant alot. The house hunting mission has gone on for over 3 months and it was getting a bit tiresome and aggravating.

But considering I seem to move every year at least, it’s really just par for the course. Anyhow, big ups to everyone who Twittered, emailed, and called saying congrats. I do appreciate it. There were tons of twits pouring in when I mentioned the good news. (I’ve included those responses below). I appreciate you all!

I don’t really have any pics except this one I snaked from the Real Estate company…

drmikewooming @jasonmoffatt — nice house! can’t wait for the housewarming party… about 1 hour ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

damianbenko
damianbenko @jasonmoffatt congrats dude! about 1 hour ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

LeahCarson
LeahCarson @jasonmoffatt Beautiful place, JMo! Lots of room for making your killer smoothies! about 1 hour ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Andrew Windham
tufadvisor @jasonmoffatt hit me with some pics of the new pad about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jasonmoffatt

sethchong
sethchong @jasonmoffatt are you kidding me - the house looks amazing. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Kris Mainieri
KrisMainieri @jasonmoffatt http://tinyurl.com/6z78sg about 3 hours ago from twhirl in reply to jasonmoffatt

Andrew Windham
tufadvisor @jasonmoffatt just put in the offer, fenced in back yard for new dog for 3 boys and everything, wife looks giddy with excitement, gr8 stuff about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jasonmoffatt

Ed Shaz
NextInstinct @JasonMoffatt pYro Viless. Healthy years under that roof. {Long way from Fort Moffatt} about 3 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Andrew Windham
tufadvisor @jasonmoffatt sounds like time for a bottle of @garyvee to celebrate, i’ll take any leftover good vibes ya got, workin on new abode myself about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jasonmoffatt

Blair Warren
blairwarren @jasonmoffatt I missed your earlier posts about your new house. The pics are beautiful. Congratulations! about 3 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Justin Christianson
justinllc @jasonmoffatt re sync your phone after deletin the Aps on your phone then it should work. Did that with me a few weeks ago about 3 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to jasonmoffatt

Nick Blackman
NickBlackman @jasonmoffatt man I must be out of it! New house? Congrats man! about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jasonmoffatt

Kris Mainieri
KrisMainieri @jasonmoffatt dude I’m holding a ustream @ 9pm est make an appearance about 4 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to jasonmoffatt

PatBeith
PatBeith @jasonmoffatt congrats on the new house J-Mo! about 4 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

kellyfelix
kellyfelix @jasonmoffatt is that mar fiore or isla mar? about 4 hours ago from twitterrific in reply to jasonmoffatt

santaseo
santaseo @jasonmoffatt very sweet ‘beer’ fridge in the new pad about 4 hours ago from twhirl in reply to jasonmoffatt

Fernando Cruz
bumcruz @jasonmoffatt Hey man, that’s a beautiful house, congrats! about 4 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

jeanmandel
jeanmandel @jasonmoffatt That kitchen is awesome! about 4 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

TajwarAlexander
tajwaralexander @jasonmoffatt WOW dude! Nice place! Congrats. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

CoreyBurke
CoreyBurke @jasonmoffatt CONGRATS on the new pad! Is that in Carlsbad? I used to do magic at LaCosta looks similar to that area… about 5 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Robert Northrup
RobNorthrup @jasonmoffatt house looks great Jason! kudos for your deserved success… about 5 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Sean Khang
seankhang @jasonmoffatt . . congrats on the new house J-mo! Nothing like having your own place. . .cheers buddy! about 5 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Michael Murdock
docmurdock @jasonmoffatt Great Kitchen! about 5 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

SusanPreston
SusanPreston @jasonmoffatt Gorgeous! I love that kitchen. Congratulations! about 5 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Frank Sponsel
FrankSponsel @jasonmoffatt Nice views my friend. I hope you enjoy your new house. Best wishes for continued success. about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jasonmoffatt

Christine
christinekambo @jasonmoffatt Hey, great pics, nice place! Where is the house? about 5 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Matt Trainer
marketingmoron @jasonmoffatt Nice man! That place kicks ass. about 5 hours ago from twhirl in reply to jasonmoffatt

AnthonyDeLoach
AnthonyDeLoach @jasonmoffatt Congrats on the house dude! about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

CoronadoCookie
CoronadoCookie @jasonmoffatt Congrats JMo! about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Fernando Cruz
bumcruz @jasonmoffatt Hey bro that’s awesome! Enjoy the new place and congratulations about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

entrepenerd
entrepenerd @jasonmoffatt - Congratulations on getting the new house man! about 6 hours ago from TwitterFox in reply to jasonmoffatt

Michael Murdock
docmurdock @jasonmoffatt wayyy to go dude! about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Geo_Derice
GeoDerice @jasonmoffatt congrats J-mo!!! about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

richdirtygirl
richdirtygirl @jasonmoffatt congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

Tai Sheppard
taisheppard @jasonmoffatt Congrats Jason! Just bought a new house recently myself, it’s a great feelng about 6 hours ago from twitterrific in reply to jasonmoffatt

Michael S. Copeland
mscopeland @jasonmoffatt Congtats man… That’s exciting! about 6 hours ago from twhirl in reply to jasonmoffatt

Andrew Windham
tufadvisor @jasonmoffatt Great news man, just put in an offer for a new house here in the ATL also, wish me your luck..CONGRATS about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jasonmoffatt

JK Swopes
jkswopes @jasonmoffatt yeah boyeeeeeeeeeeeee party at MOFO’s about 6 hours ago from twhirl in reply to jasonmoffatt

Frank Sponsel
FrankSponsel @jasonmoffatt Congrats! Post pics soon. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jasonmoffatt

Ray_Perez
taxplanning @jasonmoffatt Congratulations Jason! Way to go!

wahbhatti
wahbhatti @jasonmoffatt nice one dude well done about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

JulieAnnTurner
JulieAnnTurner @jasonmoffatt Congrats Jason! about 6 hours ago from web in reply to jasonmoffatt

So me and my girly have been looking to rent a new house for about 3 months. So far, no luck.

Well, we could of easily scored a place by now but both of us are really picky. I want a beach house, and she wants a new suburban cul-de-sac home in a gated community. I want a pool and spa, and she wants upgraded everything (custom tile, granite counters in the kitchen, Viking appliances, etc).

Finding something that fits both of our descriptions and desires isn’t always the easiest. Combine that with the fact I screwed up my credit as a kid and it’s even tougher.

Anyhow, it’s been a long strange trip. We must have looked at about 25 houses so far. None being perfect. Most, far from perfect. A few were almost just right, but we missed out on them.

My lease runs up here in one month, so it’s time to scale up. I need a new office space, video recording room, a audio area for playing music and a billiard room. Yes, I know, I’m sounding like a little spoiled brat. But hey, this is what’s on my list.

So hopefully we’ll find the right home in the coming days.

Just about an hour ago I sent my assistant Ryan to drop off a application for a beautiful 3700 square foot home near Ponto Beach. There is a really good surf break there (campgrounds), and it’s by a lot of my surfing buddies, and accountant!

This home fits most of our desires. It’s new, has georgeous views of the beach and lagoon, is next to hiking trails we can take the dog to, has community pool, basketball courts, tennis, weight room etc. Also it’s in a upscale gated area.

I really got my fingers crossed on this one. Hopefully I’m able to overcome the credit issues and my financials plus references will serve sufficient to get the lease. I dearly hope so.

Wish me luck. Hopefully I’ll be posting some pictures soon.

My buddy Corey Burke (fellow Oregonian & magician) sent me this sweet skate flick today.

Some pretty sick cinemaphotography here…